As Seen On TV

When I first saw these two products for sale on television, I was so overwhelmed by "WTF? Syndrome" (yes, I just coined that term myself... just now) that I feel I MUST share them with you.

1. Pedi Paws

This product is designed to easily, safely, and comfortably trim your pet's nails, right at home! Great idea, right?

Wrong. If I tried to use this thing on MY cat, here's how she'd react...

Scary.

2. The Snuggie Blanket

Okay, if the product's name itself doesn't make you wonder, then nothing will. It's a blanket... with sleeves... that you wear... around your home... or, in public... if you're crazy enough.

I will give it something, though. It sells 2 for $19.95, whereas it's competitor, "The Slanket",  sells for $44.95 each. (and now "Snuggie" isn't sounding all that bad... because nothing says "buy me!" more than a slutty blanket)

Tell all your friends to buy one... today!

I know this is The Slanket, but it's the best picture I could get.

And, although I didn't see this one on TV because it's a Japanese product, don't even get me started on it:

The Lap Pillow

Wow.

Good thing our economy's not in trouble and we all have plenty of money to spend on items such as these... and Oxi Clean.