Ugh - with a little rhythm

I was tired.

I was a bit sick.

I stayed out waaaaaaaaay too late.

I was awake even later talking with a friend. (Which was fun.)

I got no sleep.

I barely woke up.

I called in sick to work.

I probably destroyed the hopes and dreams of a good 500 children and their families. (Maybe an exaggeration.)

Never do that.

Won't do it again.

I hate being "THAT Cast Member."

That is all.